A new episode of Apauled is here! This time I’m a florist just trying to give people gorgeous flowers for free, as a gesture of kindness and to celebrate the beginning of spring! As usual, I somehow managed to fail at my job! I did everything I could to try and distribute the flowers to everyone! For some reason, people just didn’t want any of my flowers!
My lesson and advice for today’s job:
-When people say they don’t want a flower, always persist. They’re just being shy!
-Make sure you really get involved in the experience of flowers, you can even put them in your mouth as a gesture of kindness.
-Flowers represent love, so treat every single customer with love and show them how much the flowers mean to you. Be passionate!
Bonus Footage and a quick Behind the Scenes after the jump!
I want to first say a big thank you to everyone who entered our first ever Apauled remix contest. The videos and the response were absolutely awesome and I really was blown away by how funny and entertaining the remixes were! Yo guys did a great job.
To see the winner of the paper boy remix contest, click here!
We’re excited about the new Apauled on Wednesday. It’s definitely a change from the last AP and more of a laugh, in my opinion. Some stills after the break but first…
There were a few of our own subscribers who flagged the video and if you’re one of them I’d just like to quickly say something:
We’re not nearly as extreme as Jackass or Dirty Sanchez… but if that stuff easily offends you, it’s best to hang out elsewhere because sometimes we’ll fall close to that genre.
Let’s say you’re eating your Quaker Oats and stumble upon Steve-O on TV running around in his underwear… If that doesn’t bother you, stick around. If that makes you laugh, stick around. If it causes you to get extremely angry and throw a fit for whatever reason, it’s best to unsubscribe from us on YouTube.
Makes sense, right? We love awkwardness and doing weird things and there’s going to be a lot more of it this year.
We’ve spoken to YouTube and we know the small additional censor we have to put on the video to upload it again… But Paul and I have decided we want to upload a few other Crew Screws first!
Crew Screws are easily one of the most requested video series out of everything we make… And we’ve only ever posted two!
(For those of you new to Paul’s World, Crew Screws are when cameras capture the insanity that happens when we’re not filming a segment. We’re always screwing around behind-the-scenes and sometimes the footage becomes a segment on its own. Make sense? Hope so).
In 2009 we’re going to remedy the drought with quite a few Crew Screws. I know the word is used too often these days but… EPIC, they will be. Granted, we start off a bit raunchy but I still think this first CS is a pretty good laugh. I’m definitely curious to see if we get our video censored on YouTube (even though it’s already censored). The Break.com audience would definitely appreciate it.
Either way, it’s safe to say that Wednesday’s CS isn’t one for the ladies. Actually- who really knows these days! On the 29th we’ll find out if I’m right or wrong with that statement by reading the comment section of the video. Paul has a good story about a girl’s reaction to the event that takes place in the video… I’m hoping he’ll share it with you guys when he posts a blog when the video launches.
Welcome to the paper boy remix contest! It’s your chance to remix Apauled Paper Boy!! When I say remix, I feel like Diddy! okay i don’t really but i still really love the word Remix! I love being in a dance club and hearing “REMIX!!”. It gets me excited for some reason…so does orange crush…….ANYWAYS!
This is your chance to take Apauled’s premiere remix it any creative way you want!!!
The winner gets a Nintendo DS sent right to your house by my business manager Byron! He is soooooo dumb!!! But I guess the good thing is he’ll send you a brand-spankin’ new DS!
This was a long time coming for us but we’re really happy Dave allowed our cameras to follow him again. Peter was a wonderful guide and showed Dave a lot of great things about off-roading… things he never knew before .
It was a tough shoot with lots of technical problems I can’t even see any in this final cut.
Down And Out In Beverly Hills was the first “R” rated movie I saw as a kid courtesy of a hot, but clearly unprincipled, babysitter. The film tells the story of bum named Jerry Baskin who gets taken in by a family in Beverly Hills after they save him from the bottom of their swimming pool.
I loved that movie and have been meaning to bump it up on my “re-watch” list.
Anyway, this leads me to my very important question… Is this man pictured in the above right, the real life Jerry Baskin but without wit, knowledge or charm?
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