Old favorites and new friends coming but the big deal is we’re on a schedule: Every Tuesday and Thursday starting February 11th.

-Jason

It’s time for another episode of Telner Tries. I’m strapping on my overalls and getting down and dirty on a farm! I learned what animal sex is, how to identify a male and female horse, saw 5 penises, and more! I also found out farms are chocolate factories!

Behind the scenes after the jump!

I loved learning from the friendly tour guide Franz! He was really patient and explained things to me even though I had some problems understanding many elements of farm life. I’m a city boy and spend my time, as you guys know, on twitter, Youtube and of course Paultelner dot com!

Enjoy and we hope to do more Telner Tries soon!!! Please pass the video around as much as you can! The more help we get, the more vids we can keep making!

Thanks guys!

-Paul

By reading this blog, you are taking part in history with Paul Telner.

We will not sit aside and let the evil of Anne Shirley ruin the free world. It’s time to rise up, and do something about it…

But Paul can’t do this alone. Join the resistance in one of the following ways and we’ll showcase your work in an upcoming video.

1. Inform yourself! Anne Of Green Gables Wiki

2. Create Anti-Anne Propaganda Posters.

3. Create Anti-Anne Propaganda Videos

4. Create an Anti-Anne song. You can use a guitar, piano, whetever you want!

5. JOIN The Anti-Anne Discussion in the Forum

6. JOIN the FACEBOOK GROUP!

Just make sure your creation demonstrates your absolute passion and dismay towards Anne! Be patriotic! The weirder, the better!

Lets change the face of history and stop the evil that is ANNE SHIRLEY.

Good luck to us all,

-Jason

SUBMIT YOUR WORK:

PTelner@gmail.com OR Add it to the Facebook Group

Hey Guys!!

This is a new video series! It’s called “Telner Tries!”

It’s pretty simple. I go out and try real things with experts in the respective field! As you might imagine, I’m not the greatest at them but it’s always fun to try new things and bring you guys along for the ride!

In this first episode, I’m speaking to a linguistic expert about why teenagers speak the way they do while trying to use some of the language itself. I’m trying to unlock the mystery as to how and why slang words become so popular! I’m very Acedemic!

Things got a little weird and I guess maybe i was a little too excited about it all.

I think the professor really liked me!

I hope you guys enjoy this new series! Pls tweet the vid, post on facebook, myspace, etc and get the word out! This is truly the time that we need your support in getting way more eye balls on the comedy. We have so much fun stuff planned for the year, but without your support to get the vids viewed tons, it will be tough to keep making them! So let’s get behind them!

Thanks guys!!!

-Paul

Hey guys!!!

Forget Batman. Forget Superman. Forget The Incredible Hulk. I am SOO excited to unveil our newest comedy character, UNDERWEAR MAN! This is the first in a small series. This character was inspired by various trips with Jay and Byron. It would be late at night, we would be settling into our hotel room in some city and I would pull my underwear up real high and just act stupid! It always made us laugh! The next logical step was to make it into a segment! So without further ado… meet UNDERWEAR MAN! In the first episode, Underwear Man goes shopping for some Polaroid film!

Hope you guys enjoy! Pls make sure to tweet this  send to people on Youtube and post on your Facebook and Myspace. We really need these videos to be seen by a lot of people so we can keep creating. If you guys like the vid, pls do everything you can to share it. We love creating silliness for you and want to keep doing that!

Thanks guys!!!

-Paul

So I was recently in Montreal where I go every summer for the Just For Laughs comedy fest! This one was the most fun in recent history… why? Because my friend Michael Buckley of THE WHAT THE BUCK SHOW!? was on the panel talking about the internet. We had an amazing time! I can’t remember a moment where we weren’t laughing! We hit the streets and introduced Buck to some Canadians! It got kinda weird! I think I make Buck nervous. LOL.

As always, Byron and I had some “moments” where I needed to relax him a little. Traveling can get stressful and I always like to put my hand right on his face… you will learn more about this as the year goes on…

Expect hilarious all new vids coming. We need your help to spread the word, comment and tell everyone! The more people and views we get, the more vids we can create for the internet! Summer is over and its time to spread these vids everywhere!!!

Love you guys!

-Paul

Hey guys!!

Long time no blog! That’s soon going to change! I’ve been busy with a lot of T.V. stuff but sooooooo excited to unleash things on the net!! Right now I’m out in Eastern Canada and this video is just a little behind the scenes comedy before we get rolling again!

Hope everyone is doing great and acting soooo weird!

-Paul:)

Crew Screws have officially returned! This one is particularly close to my heart. As some of you may know I’m a bit of a petrol head so this video makes me laugh to no end. When I started going through footage of our travels that happen between comedy shoots, I never imagined I’d find so much car lunacy. Because the responsibility rests on my shoulders I must admit that I’m quite sure there’s even some good stuff I missed. But for the theme and direction, what we have in Commuting Chaos works quite nicely.

Paul, Byron and I live, what we call: “Curb Your Enthusiasm Lives.” Pretty much anything is done and said between us but at the end of the day we’re family. No, really. It’s true. But let’s face it- you’re not interested in the “family moments” and we’re perfectly happy to see you laugh at us acting like morons (more so Paul and I).

Time to delve into some Bonus Footage after the jump!

I’m sure Byron will be the first to admit he’s not a great driver. Unfortunately, that isn’t quite accurate. He is epically awful. No instincts, sense of direction, speed, or distance. There have been moments when stuck in a car with Byron driving when you consider doing anything to make the pain stop.

The pain comes in the big: sitting next to him as he makes a 16-point turn. Really.

It also comes small: seeing him unable to operate a power seat or open a trunk… IN HIS OWN CAR!!!! It’s absolutely and hilariously astonishing.

In fairness, at a young age, I did start driving, going to car shows and drooling over late-80s super car excess… I also like to think, wrongly, that I’m Jackie Stewart. So it’s safe to say Byron and I are polar opposites when it comes to this mode of transportation. But let’s be honest, not knowing how to open your trunk? Like watching The Hills- disgraceful.

I will give Byron one amazing thing though: He delivers on vehicle demands. A Ford Taurus rental simply won’t do. A V8 engine and lots of space is a must though. I’m not an SUV-guy but they’re a blast while traveling… especially knowing I only have to live with it for a week or so. Paul’s demands are all centered around comfort and that’s usually met.

Chaos and bickering is something we’re accustomed to. I understand that some people won’t “get” this but it’s how we roll. We’re family and we’ll keep bringing you along our dysfunctional journeys.

Bye for now,

-Jason

Hey Guys!!

A new Apauled is here! In this episode I am an actor who is rehearsing lines for an upcoming play! It’s tough when you don’t have a stage or anyone to practice your lines with! So I hit the streets to try my lines out on the public.

I was looking for people to give me constructive criticism, help me on my delivery and really give me some good pointers on what they think of my acting! The thing was, people just didn’t want to stick to the script and kept using their own lines! They were also a difficult audience and some didn’t want to stay to hear my performance! It made my practicing for the audition really tough!

My lesson and advice for today’s job after the jump:

1. Engage the audience. Even if they are walking away, persist! They are your audience, and you are the actor. They must stay until the end of a performance!
2. Never be afraid to deliver sexual lines to a man. It’s 2009, and the audience has to understand that art is art. If they get weird, keep going. It’s YOUR performance.
3. No matter what the public is doing, its not as important as your performance. They may tell you they are busy. nonsense! Make sure they hear you perform.
4. Never be afraid to ask for criticism on your acting. Some people may be ruder then others, but in the age of Simon Cowell, its a good thing to listen to what people have to say and learn from it!

I hope that you guys enjoy this Apauled! We wanted to do a job that wasn’t close to anything I had ever done before. I’ve done a lot of joe jobs, but we thought a struggling actor without a stage might be a fun. The guy at the end delivered a line that to this day makes me crack up. It’s epic!!! It’s an Oscar winning performance by him. Something tells me the remixes for this video that we will ask you guys to do soon will be very funny!!

I’m asking you guys to truly spread the word. We really really need more people watching. Please spread this vid around the net like CRAZY! Facebook, myspace, twitter, youtube etc. We need more eyes on it, and more
people watching! The more people who see it, it means we can produce more vids for you guys and faster. Truly hope you can help us out!

Thanks guys!
-Paul

Hey everyone!

A big thanks to everyone who entered! Really creative and funny vids! You guys did some great work! We will probably do another remix contest! So enter again! It’s fun, easy and you get great prizes! Plus your videos are seen by awesome judges! We promise we wont give away another Nintendo DS either! new prize next time! What could be a cool prize? Apauled merchandise like hats? would that be fun? Hmmm, what else!?

The winner of the Apauled florist remix contest after the jump!

Congrats to No Results! Awesome job and very funny!!! I was drawn in as soon as I started watching! The judges felt the same!

Here a some of the judges top entries:

To see all of the awesome remix entries, click here! They are right under the ORIGINAL Apauled: Florist video!

Huge thanks to the awesome panel of judges which included Edbassmaster, Canadianstudmuffin and panel regular, the director of our videos, JasonERF.

Like I said in the video above, we really REALLY need your help guys. We need more people watching our vids, and spreading the word aroundFacebook, Youtube, Twitter, etc! We love making vids for you guys, but the more views and eyes we get on our comedy, the more we can create! So let everyone know pls!!!!!!!!! We’re not stopping but need your help!

Thanks guys and appreciate it

-Paul