It’s time for another episode of Telner Tries. I’m strapping on my overalls and getting down and dirty on a farm! I learned what animal sex is, how to identify a male and female horse, saw 5 penises, and more! I also found out farms are chocolate factories!
This is a new video series! It’s called “Telner Tries!”
It’s pretty simple. I go out and try real things with experts in the respective field! As you might imagine, I’m not the greatest at them but it’s always fun to try new things and bring you guys along for the ride!
In this first episode, I’m speaking to a linguistic expert about why teenagers speak the way they do while trying to use some of the language itself. I’m trying to unlock the mystery as to how and why slang words become so popular! I’m very Acedemic!
Things got a little weird and I guess maybe i was a little too excited about it all.
Forget Batman. Forget Superman. Forget The Incredible Hulk. I am SOO excited to unveil our newest comedy character, UNDERWEAR MAN! This is the first in a small series. This character was inspired by various trips with Jay and Byron. It would be late at night, we would be settling into our hotel room in some city and I would pull my underwear up real high and just act stupid! It always made us laugh! The next logical step was to make it into a segment! So without further ado… meet UNDERWEAR MAN! In the first episode, Underwear Man goes shopping for some Polaroid film!
So I was recently in Montreal where I go every summer for the Just For Laughs comedy fest! This one was the most fun in recent history… why? Because my friend Michael Buckley of THE WHAT THE BUCK SHOW!? was on the panel talking about the internet. We had an amazing time! I can’t remember a moment where we weren’t laughing! We hit the streets and introduced Buck to some Canadians! It got kinda weird! I think I make Buck nervous. LOL.
Long time no blog! That’s soon going to change! I’ve been busy with a lot of T.V. stuff but sooooooo excited to unleash things on the net!! Right now I’m out in Eastern Canada and this video is just a little behind the scenes comedy before we get rolling again!
Hope everyone is doing great and acting soooo weird!
A big thanks to everyone who entered! Really creative and funny vids! You guys did some great work! We will probably do another remix contest! So enter again! It’s fun, easy and you get great prizes! Plus your videos are seen by awesome judges! We promise we wont give away another Nintendo DS either! new prize next time! What could be a cool prize? Apauled merchandise like hats? would that be fun? Hmmm, what else!?
The winner of the Apauled florist remix contest after the jump! (more…)
It’s time for another RETARD MASCOT! I have heard from a lot you that you enjoy these vids, so we couldn’t resist doing another one! This time I’m a blind bear! I’ve heard blind bear is a cousin of pedo bear but I’m not sure! It’s tough enough being a bear, but a blind bear? Things are about to get weird!
This has to be one of the most physically grueling types of videos for me to film. Especially when we film in the summer like when we did Lost Snowman. This one was a bit cooler outside so it was a tad more easy to move around, but it gets SOOOOOOO sweaty in there and not a lot of room to breathe!
Things were going pretty well then this crazy dude made a scene (bigger one than me!) and the police showed up…
We’ve been doing a bit of traveling lately! Back and forth to a lot of meetings Byron has set up for us! Jay and I went to meet up with B in Toronto. Byron LOVES Toronto especially the boring financial area where there’s nothing to do. The place I like in Toronto is around Queen street with all the stores!! The restaurants are also a bright spot!
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