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Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Old favorites and new friends coming but the big deal is we’re on a schedule: Every Tuesday and Thursday starting February 11th.

-Jason

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

It’s time for another episode of Telner Tries. I’m strapping on my overalls and getting down and dirty on a farm! I learned what animal sex is, how to identify a male and female horse, saw 5 penises, and more! I also found out farms are chocolate factories!

Behind the scenes after the jump!

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Thursday, November 5th, 2009

By reading this blog, you are taking part in history with Paul Telner.

We will not sit aside and let the evil of Anne Shirley ruin the free world. It’s time to rise up, and do something about it…

But Paul can’t do this alone. Join the resistance in one of the following ways and we’ll showcase your work in an upcoming video.

  1. Inform yourself! Anne Of Green Gables Wiki

  2. Create Anti-Anne Propaganda Posters.

  3. Create Anti-Anne Propaganda Videos

  4. Create an Anti-Anne song. You can use a guitar, piano, whetever you want!

  5. JOIN The Anti-Anne Discussion in the Forum

  6. JOIN the FACEBOOK GROUP!

Just make sure your creation demonstrates your absolute passion and dismay towards Anne! Be patriotic! The weirder, the better!

Lets change the face of history and stop the evil that is ANNE SHIRLEY.

Good luck to us all,

-Jason

SUBMIT YOUR WORK:

PTelner@gmail.com OR Add it to the Facebook Group

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Hey Guys!!

This is a new video series! It’s called “Telner Tries!”

It’s pretty simple. I go out and try real things with experts in the respective field! As you might imagine, I’m not the greatest at them but it’s always fun to try new things and bring you guys along for the ride!

In this first episode, I’m speaking to a linguistic expert about why teenagers speak the way they do while trying to use some of the language itself. I’m trying to unlock the mystery as to how and why slang words become so popular! I’m very Acedemic!

Things got a little weird and I guess maybe i was a little too excited about it all.

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Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Hey guys!!!

Forget Batman. Forget Superman. Forget The Incredible Hulk. I am SOO excited to unveil our newest comedy character, UNDERWEAR MAN! This is the first in a small series. This character was inspired by various trips with Jay and Byron. It would be late at night, we would be settling into our hotel room in some city and I would pull my underwear up real high and just act stupid! It always made us laugh! The next logical step was to make it into a segment! So without further ado… meet UNDERWEAR MAN! In the first episode, Underwear Man goes shopping for some Polaroid film!

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Friday, May 29th, 2009

Hey Guys!!

It’s time for another RETARD MASCOT! I have heard from a lot you that you enjoy these vids, so we couldn’t resist doing another one! This time I’m a blind bear! I’ve heard blind bear is a cousin of pedo bear but I’m not sure! It’s tough enough being a bear, but a blind bear? Things are about to get weird!

This has to be one of the most physically grueling types of videos for me to film. Especially when we film in the summer like when we did Lost Snowman. This one was a bit cooler outside so it was a tad more easy to move around, but it gets SOOOOOOO sweaty in there and not a lot of room to breathe!

Things were going pretty well then this crazy dude made a scene (bigger one than me!) and the police showed up…

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Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Crew Screws are easily one of the most requested video series out of everything we make… And we’ve only ever posted two!

(For those of you new to Paul’s World, Crew Screws are when cameras capture the insanity that happens when we’re not filming a segment. We’re always screwing around behind-the-scenes and sometimes the footage becomes a segment on its own. Make sense? Hope so).

In 2009 we’re going to remedy the drought with quite a few Crew Screws. I know the word is used too often these days but… EPIC, they will be. Granted, we start off a bit raunchy but I still think this first CS is a pretty good laugh. I’m definitely curious to see if we get our video censored on YouTube (even though it’s already censored). The Break.com audience would definitely appreciate it.

Either way, it’s safe to say that Wednesday’s CS isn’t one for the ladies. Actually- who really knows these days! On the 29th we’ll find out if I’m right or wrong with that statement by reading the comment section of the video. Paul has a good story about a girl’s reaction to the event that takes place in the video… I’m hoping he’ll share it with you guys when he posts a blog when the video launches.

Everyone’s favorite CS seems to be…

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Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Hey guys!!!

This post is kinda weird!!! But I’m kinda weird so it’s okay! Some of you may have seen a version of this video before on ApauledTV called “Aerobics”!

Well, for airing on Canadian television Jay and I decided to break it out into its own character/video series: Workin’ It With Patricia!

Patricia Humpton goes around trying to teach the public the importance of exercise!

For those of you who want to know a bit more about this…

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