Thursday, November 12th, 2009

It’s time for another episode of Telner Tries. I’m strapping on my overalls and getting down and dirty on a farm! I learned what animal sex is, how to identify a male and female horse, saw 5 penises, and more! I also found out farms are chocolate factories!

Behind the scenes after the jump!

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Tags: Cow, Farm, Feces, Horse, Paul Telner, PaulTBlog, The Farm, Urine
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Thursday, November 5th, 2009

By reading this blog, you are taking part in history with Paul Telner.

We will not sit aside and let the evil of Anne Shirley ruin the free world. It’s time to rise up, and do something about it…

But Paul can’t do this alone. Join the resistance in one of the following ways and we’ll showcase your work in an upcoming video.

1. Inform yourself! Anne Of Green Gables Wiki

2. Create Anti-Anne Propaganda Posters.

3. Create Anti-Anne Propaganda Videos

4. Create an Anti-Anne song. You can use a guitar, piano, whetever you want!

5. JOIN The Anti-Anne Discussion in the Forum

6. JOIN the FACEBOOK GROUP!

Just make sure your creation demonstrates your absolute passion and dismay towards Anne! Be patriotic! The weirder, the better!

Lets change the face of history and stop the evil that is ANNE SHIRLEY.

Good luck to us all,

-Jason

SUBMIT YOUR WORK:

PTelner@gmail.com OR Add it to the Facebook Group

Tags: Anne Of Green Gables, Japan, Japanese culture, Paul Telner, Prank, Video, Whore
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