It’s time for another RETARD MASCOT! I have heard from a lot you that you enjoy these vids, so we couldn’t resist doing another one! This time I’m a blind bear! I’ve heard blind bear is a cousin of pedo bear but I’m not sure! It’s tough enough being a bear, but a blind bear? Things are about to get weird!
This has to be one of the most physically grueling types of videos for me to film. Especially when we film in the summer like when we did Lost Snowman. This one was a bit cooler outside so it was a tad more easy to move around, but it gets SOOOOOOO sweaty in there and not a lot of room to breathe!
Things were going pretty well then this crazy dude made a scene (bigger one than me!) and the police showed up…
Smart cars are popping up everywhere these days. If you’re unfamiliar with these vehicles imagine a Fisher-Price Power Wheels Jeep but ninety-percent less cool. They’re cars for smug people who think they’re pleasing the Eco-Nazis of the world.
No, really. They’re comically useless and cheap. At the Montreal Auto Show this year my friends and I were able to pull the pieces off the interior easier than body parts from Mr. Potato Head. It’s fun for us but probably not so much for the potato heads who actually end up buying one.
We’ve been doing a bit of traveling lately! Back and forth to a lot of meetings Byron has set up for us! Jay and I went to meet up with B in Toronto. Byron LOVES Toronto especially the boring financial area where there’s nothing to do. The place I like in Toronto is around Queen street with all the stores!! The restaurants are also a bright spot!
I wanted to take a moment and just say thanks to all of the awesome people out there in Internet Land who tune into my vids and support me! I wanted to make a post to show some of the awesome support I’ve got from some people!
These vids that have seriously inspired me! They make me want to run around the block in my underwear! All of you are a part of something special early-on and I think that’s awesome! We’re just getting started around here
In a hilarious and possibly disturbing trend we meet yet another uncouth middle-aged man who has a beef with us. In what may be the most ironic choice for a username in the history of YouTube, I would like to introduce you to JoeCool.
You might be asking yourself: Jason, another blog post dedicated to a hobo? To that I say, why not! I’m giving myself 10 minutes to get this up and it’s fun to keep you guys in the loop with some of the stranger goings-ons. It’s all comedy to us.
Joe is angry because Paul didn’t do a video interview with him. He has now made a video about it… What do you guys think?
A new episode of Apauled is here! This time I’m a florist just trying to give people gorgeous flowers for free, as a gesture of kindness and to celebrate the beginning of spring! As usual, I somehow managed to fail at my job! I did everything I could to try and distribute the flowers to everyone! For some reason, people just didn’t want any of my flowers!
My lesson and advice for today’s job:
-When people say they don’t want a flower, always persist. They’re just being shy!
-Make sure you really get involved in the experience of flowers, you can even put them in your mouth as a gesture of kindness.
-Flowers represent love, so treat every single customer with love and show them how much the flowers mean to you. Be passionate!
Bonus Footage and a quick Behind the Scenes after the jump!
I want to first say a big thank you to everyone who entered our first ever Apauled remix contest. The videos and the response were absolutely awesome and I really was blown away by how funny and entertaining the remixes were! Yo guys did a great job.
To see the winner of the paper boy remix contest, click here!
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